“The king is dead and if it weren’t for you, he’d still be alive.”
Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
- me: Oh what the fuck
- friend: what happened?
- me: this scenario I created in my head got intense